It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
