my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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