Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
God gave him joint rollers for hands
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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