? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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