It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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