I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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