morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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