Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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