Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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