Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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