we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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