would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
foreskin is a definite game changer
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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