I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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