I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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