So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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