Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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