He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..