where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
home. puking in laundry basket.
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.