at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.