i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can't trust your balls anymore.