your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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