she was so not down for the gang bang
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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