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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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