How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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