BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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