Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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