I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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