Taylor Swift is so right about you.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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