He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Randomize
