names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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