idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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