Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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