I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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