i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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