So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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