this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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