i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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