I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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