When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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