STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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