R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Your dad touched me again.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
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i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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