In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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