I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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