Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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