That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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