I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
