Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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