Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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