You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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