Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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