The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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