last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Your penis caused this!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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