I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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