Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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