Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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