And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I party with great urgency now.
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