the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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