That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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